Haiku by Cory

My absolute goal,
to revive my haiku blog,
is surely ill-fated.
Oct 05
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Im wondering

akariot:

How people can be assclowns 24/7

It just seems like it would get boring.

People’s reactions are always changing.

As long as I top myself each time, It’s still fun.

Now instead of calling a girl a bitch, i’ll tell her she’s a sopping cunt whose face is so vile i vomited on sight.

Or, in Caleb’s case, I’ll tell him to cut portion sizes and take a walk around the block.

That one’s not even mean and it still works.

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