Im wondering
How people can be assclowns 24/7
It just seems like it would get boring.
People’s reactions are always changing.
As long as I top myself each time, It’s still fun.
Now instead of calling a girl a bitch, i’ll tell her she’s a sopping cunt whose face is so vile i vomited on sight.
Or, in Caleb’s case, I’ll tell him to cut portion sizes and take a walk around the block.
That one’s not even mean and it still works.